Holiday Betch is on the look out

So the holidays are approaching... blah blah blah. Time to bust out that plastic and try to find the perfect gift for your Great Aunt Mildred. Instead of getting her the twenty-sixth pair of slippers she'll receive this season, how about taking a different route? There are many things you biiitches on a budget can do this season which will have your recipients raving. Seeing the economy is in the gutter, I think even Santa will be taking this advice.

You can make cookies that no one else has mastered. Like an espresso brownie batch wrapped in pretty paper. Or if your pal has a pooch you could make the coolest pooch cookie cut outs the pound has ever seen!

A great thing which is easy on your pretty patent leather wallet is volunteering. In five years, do you really think your friend, aunt, cousin, mom or dad will remember that awesome pencil sharpener with matching pencils? They will remember that time they helped out at the shelter and the wild homeless man serenaded them with his own rendition of Feliz Navidad. I bet you they will remember that holiday cheer! I bet you a bizzillion dollars. I know because I did it and my friend still mentions it to this day.

Another great betch find is Trader Joe's flower department. They are a steal deal. You can put your own holiday flare, bows, ribbons and pizazz for a beautiful holiday arrangement for your boyfriend's mom, or your neighbor who always lets you in when you are wasted at 3 am and are locked out.

That's all for now.

Thoughts?

Betch

First Sale in Sight...

O M G! With all the animosity in the world with the crazy election, we bitches are going to need a release! This weekend will be full of anticipation and stress leading up to the fateful day... November 4th, election day. As much as we're dreading the fact of it, we bitches have found something faithful to look forward to. For one glorious day, November 5th, Nordstrom is having 40% off on almost everything!!! So release your inhibitions and feel the sale on your skin. Haven't you been waiting for those boots to go on sale anyways! You deserve them! You voted!

Biatch

Bitches on a Budget is Born

3 lovely ladies enjoyed a fabulous weekend together in the city. They laughed, shopped, dined and wined, but never whined about the money they spent to have this luxurious getaway together. How is this possible? Not because they each make extravagant incomes, are trust fund babies, or had their sugar daddy's credit card on hand. No. Simply because these were bitches on a budget. 

And now we are sharing our wealth, (of shopping know-how,) with you. We hope you're ready for the ever-valuable, and always entertaining, stories and tips of how to be a true Bitch on a Budget. 

Bisous,

Biiiitch